Category: Everything Else:Agriculture:Livestock Supplies

	Currently	$61.00		First bid	$0.50
	Quantity	1		# of bids	25 bid history
	Time left	6 days, 8 hours +		Location	Northridge, CA
				Country/Region	USA/Los Angeles
	Started	Mar-13-01 23:33:20 PST		mail this auction to a friend
	Ends	Mar-20-01 23:33:20 PST		watch this item
	Seller (Rating)	steve@bearvalleybikes.com (7)
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	High bid	jay_henry (0)
	Payment	Money Order/Cashiers Checks, See item description for payment methods accepted
	Shipping	Buyer pays fixed shipping charges, Seller ships internationally (worldwide), See item description for shipping charges
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Description

This is a free monkey phone call from me. This is a real auction, no joke. When you pay, I will call you and make this sound "ee EEEE ee EEEE eee EEEEE"...it's kind of like a monkey shrieking sound. Not a big fat monkey..and not like a gorilla...but like a monkey that's the size of a chihuahua...you know, like that old Taco Bell dog. So this monkey sound will be like "ee EEEE ee EEEE eee EEEEE". There will be no other additional monkey sounds. However, if you want and are willing to pay an additional $10, I will make a monkey grunt sound. The monkey grunt sound will go like "ooo ooo". Imagine a monkey sitting on top of a donkey while making that sound. Why a donkey? Because monkeys on donkeys sound better. The call will be about 1 minute. The following is a scripted call: RING RING Buyer: Hello? Me: "I am super monkey and here's a monkey sound: ee EE ee EEEE ee EEE" Buyer: Wow, this is so cool A super monkey is calling me! Me: "oo ooo oo super monkey is on a donkey ooo ooo oo" Buyer: Wow, a DONKEY!!! Me: "Thank you, it has been a pleasure doing monkey business with you" (That joke about monkey business will be free!!! Get it? MONKEY business! HAHA) Buyer: "Thank you, sir. I will buy 10 more monkey phone calls from you. Does your company have any stock? I wish to buy 10,000 shares." End of conversation. When you win, you have to tell me the time to call you. It has to be between 6 pm and 7 pm US pacific time. You only have a one hour time frame. If this time isn't good enough, then you can request a 7 to 8 pm time frame, but you won't get the joke about it being monkey business. This offer is also only valid in the United States. Acceptable forms of payment are cash, pay pal or money order. Here's a picture of a monkey that you should try to visualize when this phone call is made:

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