McCain for President
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"Next Door Neighbor"
Jerry McCain

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You know my next door neighbor
About to make me lose my mind
Yes, my next door neighbor
About to make me lose my mind
He come knockin' on my door
And he wants to borrow something all the time
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They want to borrow the broom
Borrow the mop
They want to know the time
They borrow the clock
They want to borrow some lard
And a piece of meat
They want to borrow some sugar
To make the coffee sweet
They want to borrow some money
Until payday
They want to borrow liniment
To rub the pain away

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They want to watch the fight
Try to pick a winner
They borrowed my televison
Come back and get my antenna
They borrowed a lawnmower
They borrowed an electric fan
They borrowed a vacuum cleaner
And the garbage can
They borrowed knifes, forks, spoons, and plates
They borrowed the counter off the wall to go with the ??? [can't figure out this part]

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They knock on my door
Say "how to do, friend"
"We want to borrow a suit to bury Grampa in"
I stood up there and shook my head
Said "I believe you people would borrow from the dead"
I stepped aside, and said "Walk right in"
"Because if I was the Devil, you'd want to borrow sin"

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If it ain't this
It got to be that
If it ain't shoes
It got to be a hat

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