# With a Zombie 1.0 # # Automatically appends "with a zombie" to every new topic. # There must be someone out there who finds this as amusing # as I do... # # Check for new versions at . # Written by Kim Scarborough . # bind topc - * topic:topic_change proc topic:topic_change {nick uhost hand chan topic} { global botnick if {$nick != "$botnick"} { if ![regexp {.*with a zombie.*} $topic] { if [regexp {\?$} $topic] { putserv "TOPIC $chan :[string range $topic 0 [expr [string length $topic] - 2]] with a zombie?" return 0 } if [regexp {\!$} $topic] { putserv "TOPIC $chan :[string range $topic 0 [expr [string length $topic] - 2]] with a zombie!" return 0 } if [regexp {\.$} $topic] { putserv "TOPIC $chan :[string range $topic 0 [expr [string length $topic] - 2]] with a zombie." return 0 } putserv "TOPIC $chan :$topic with a zombie" return 0 } } } putlog "With a zombie."